Chris, PR rep and 1st team-all-hustle defensive and offensive superstar of Show Me TDs (sport grey) was kind enough to give Action Weekly an exclusive interview following his team's 24-0 victory over the Goof Troop (kelly). Chris' analysis of the game and the season so far for the 5-0 Show Me TDs was both hilarious and insightful. Thank the football gods for TDs. Check out the interview below and a Show Me TDs cheer!

The most terrifying sound that a quarterback can hear is not the roar of the crowd or the jawing of the defensive line, but the slow yell of his protection ticking away with every second of the ref's yell. One Mississippi, the QB surveys the field waiting for his receiver; it seems like an enternity before any pressure is coming. Two Mississippi, a receiver is open but the QB pump fakes to try and get someone open down field. Three Mississippi, the defense is everywhere and the recievers have run out of field to run. Four Mississippi, the QB starts to panic. Five Mississippi, it's either be sacked or be a hero.

In one of the less popular gospels it might say "Jesus Loves Splits". The incredible bowling team Jesus Loves Splits (kiwi) smited the competition with divine style that would turn even the bowling atheist into a believer. With every strike they added to their total and filled their bellys with the finest beverages Brooklyn Bowl has to offer. 

According to sources, the members of Jesus Loves Splits only started bowling when they joined the Tuesday Bowling League. It might have been sarcasm, but I just don't think religious guys like this would use the devil's joke to play with the media. Take a listen and decide for yourself by clicking on the full post-championship interview below, and learn something about being a champion. Warning: Some/most of the language in the interview is not church appropriate. Double Warning: Any advice for children to engage in illegal activities is an experiment in reverse phsycology to get kids to not try drugs or alcohol. 

The only thing better than seeing ten pins drop to the floor like James Brown is seeing a man with a full and masculine mustache raise a fist to the sky in triumph. Ron Swanson approves of the Manute Bowl (cedar) Tuesday Bowling team and their wonderful mustaches. Manute Bowl and their mustaches made a valiant and hairy run in the Tuesday Bowling Playoffs, but ultimately fell short. However, I think the world is a better place since the four mustachieod gentlemen came to Brooklyn Bowl and rolled with style and class. Red, Sean, Tim and Frank are true American heroes and their mustaches will not be forgotten.

Action Weekly was able to gain exclusive access to the Tuesday Bowling League team with most hair on their upper lip.  "You walk around with a mustache [and] that commands authority," said Manute Bowl. No truer words have been said. Enjoy the full grown interview below with these great men of bowling.

Double G (military) fought all season long, and it paid off for the newest Flag Football Champs. Led by their Quaterback, Mailon, Double G defeated a very talented The Jerkface Project (maroon) in the Tuesday Flag Football Finals, 35-27. The Jerk Face Project had no answer for Mailon's dual threat QB style with the ability to throw down the field or take off with his legs for a first down. Mailon does not want to be compared to NFL QB Tim Teabow, probably because Mailon knows how to throw to his recievers, and prefers to be called the Cam Newton of Flag Football. (He is an Auburn Alumnus.)

Don't think for a second that this is a one man team. Double G had a tough road to the finals and without the heroics of all-star wideout/defensive back, Abby, they would have never made it to the finals. Abby came up huge for Double G in the closing minute of their semi final game, scoring the go ahead touchdown on offense and then shutting down the opponent on the defensive side with a key deflection. "... took a deep breath right before i caught it [and] held onto it," says Abby about her touchdown reception.

Congrats to all who participated in this season of Tuesday Flag Football, and to Double G for their first championship as a team. You can check out the full interviews with Mailon and Abby here: