Ready your questions - you know, the burning ones that have been eating at you for years - 'cause we've got a shot at the very lovely Magic 8 Ball down here at NYC Social's Halloween Hot Mess party at Crime Scene.

Is everyone gonna have a good time?

Am I going to end up alone eating pizza in my bed?

Oh Magic 8 Ball, will I be able to make it out of here sober??

GREAT NEWS!!  Who would want to leave sober and have someone else rackin' up my pizza bill?

In a downright protest of the corporate dominance of their home and workplace, three members of the long-popular Sesame Street have officially left the block.  As their signs read, they seek to put an end to the concept of 'birds' too big to fly; the unequal distribution of cookies to monsters; and counting for free.

They've chosen 'Occupy Sesame Street' as their moniker, though they have all physically chosen to occupy the beer pong table at Crime Scene downtown at our Halloween Hot Mess party.  It seems that plenty of beer has been allowed to occupy their stomachs and mouths. 

There's no indication that they are going to leave anytime soon, though they have yet to set up cleaning crews, food service programs, or any sort of pop-tent shelters.  Assistance and support from the outside world, specifically the music industry, will arrive soon and international aid agencies are already looking into their claims.

Weren't the 90s great?  Boom boxes and bell bottoms, disco fever all night long, club kids and killer robots.  Yeah, that's right.

Well these folks decided that Halloween would be the best place to honor a few of our favorite things from that wonderful era.  Look at that Hornets coat!  I had the same one (in the 90s, actually, and the matching baseball cap).  He's playing himself - from 1992.  Lookin' good, buddy!

And this spread is a clip of all the best people from the time.  Why there's Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan - ohh, that looks painful. And there's Bill Clinton and Hillary - wait, that's Monica Lewinsky!

Lauren, of Greencard, says:
"HAVE YOU SEEN OUR MONKEY??? He escaped from the Village Pourhouse last night at roughly 10:30pm. Any information in regards to his whereabouts would be greatly appreciated. Please call 1-800-GREENCARD. $$Reward$$"

We'd better find him soon. Any ape that's capable of playing Kickball is surely capable of world domination. C'mon hasn't anyone seen the movie?

These giraffes have learned to play Kickball.

I would love some cookies right about now...

Hog Balls showed up to Slainte dressed all different levels of employment. Also, a dog.

Jayballs Right of Wednesday Beach Volleyball time traveled into the 80's, and a penguin decided to tag along.

Thank goodness it's not really the prohibition or else these Broomballers would have to socialize at a speakeasy after their games!

No that's not the title of Hunter S. Thompson's long lost novel, that's what Tuesday Kickball Team, I'd Kick That, dressed up as!

Her own caption: "If only the scoreboard looked this good after 40 minutes of play..."