That's all, just a little tap on the rear as a sign of affection. And ohh what an effect it had!

This woman reaching up like she could pluck a star outta the sky here is the tapper from Plan B (Sport Grey) and the football is the tapped. And that's all she really did - reach up and tap the damn thing. But it was enough of a force to throw off the ball's trajectory and cause it to miss its mark.

It's mark? That was the guy here from Apocalypse Now? (Black) who still had a damn good shot at catching the thing. After the ever-so-gentle love tap, the ball still came down on him only it fell in a manner more befitting a drunken person. It wobbled and shook so much he couldn't keep his hands on it. Maybe for the best, who want's a drunk ball throwing up all over them.