Some may say "Sports" is the key word in NYC Social Sports Club. However, "Social" is quite important to us as well! Tuesday Night Bowlers Fabulous Flying Bowling Team (forrest), Repent For Your Pins (maroon), I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (stone blue), Spare Me Your Bowling Pun (lime), Girls With Balls (purple), Savvy Strikers (blue dusk), Angelina Bowlie (kelly), and Gutterly Ridiculous (chocolate) showed how "Social" they can be during their recent Playoffs:

... And then there are the Socializers of the Season, Bar Champs BYOB bring-your-own-balls (red):

What do Gold Medalists and Silver Medalists do when they win their Tuesday Winter Bowling League?

Congratulate each other, and celebrate the night away, of course!

Congrats, Gold Medalists Repent For Your Pins (Maroon), and their Silver Medal cohorts I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (stone blue) on a season well played!

When a Bowling team with the name I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (stone blue) makes it into the Playoffs round, they must have been in disbelief almost every Tuesday night this season! You simply can't make it to the playoffs throwing mainly gutter balls! During playoffs, I noticed one of the ladies from this team was about to attempt one of the hardest spares... the split!! It wasn't the toughest of them all, a 7-10 split, but a split all the same is pretty difficult.

Here she is eyeing up the split down the lane:

She glides the ball down the lane, and does the all important anticipation watch: "Will it...? Is it...? Could it be...?"

YES! Success!

(Sorry I wasn't able to capture the excited look on her face upon impact. What could I do when her teammate showed her mutual excitment at that exact moment?)

Double high fives all around!

With Bowling like that, it's no wonder they got 2nd place! Here's the magnificent splitter receiving her medal:

If we learned one thing from Mr. Miyagi, it's "">wax on, wax off".  And if we learned two things from Mr. Miyagi, they're "wax on, wax off" and to always fight with honor.  Well, clearly these gentlemen from our Tuesday bowling league didn't take the moral of The Karate Kid to heart because they named their team after one of the most ruthless, vicious, sneakiest learning facilities in cinematic history.  Meet Cobra Kai Dojo (Charcoal):

I don't know about you, but the karate moves they're showing off in their team photo seem a lot more intimidating to me than the 80s hair and v-neck gis on the original Cobra Kais:

So beware, Tuesday Bowlers.  While I don't think they'll be sweeping any legs on the bowling lanes, these gentlemen certainly know how to bowl.  Just like their Ralph Macchio-tormenting counterparts, these guys are one of the teams to beat this season.

CRANE POSE!

In one of the less popular gospels it might say "Jesus Loves Splits". The incredible bowling team Jesus Loves Splits (kiwi) smited the competition with divine style that would turn even the bowling atheist into a believer. With every strike they added to their total and filled their bellys with the finest beverages Brooklyn Bowl has to offer. 

According to sources, the members of Jesus Loves Splits only started bowling when they joined the Tuesday Bowling League. It might have been sarcasm, but I just don't think religious guys like this would use the devil's joke to play with the media. Take a listen and decide for yourself by clicking on the full post-championship interview below, and learn something about being a champion. Warning: Some/most of the language in the interview is not church appropriate. Double Warning: Any advice for children to engage in illegal activities is an experiment in reverse phsycology to get kids to not try drugs or alcohol. 

The only thing better than seeing ten pins drop to the floor like James Brown is seeing a man with a full and masculine mustache raise a fist to the sky in triumph. Ron Swanson approves of the Manute Bowl (cedar) Tuesday Bowling team and their wonderful mustaches. Manute Bowl and their mustaches made a valiant and hairy run in the Tuesday Bowling Playoffs, but ultimately fell short. However, I think the world is a better place since the four mustachieod gentlemen came to Brooklyn Bowl and rolled with style and class. Red, Sean, Tim and Frank are true American heroes and their mustaches will not be forgotten.

Action Weekly was able to gain exclusive access to the Tuesday Bowling League team with most hair on their upper lip.  "You walk around with a mustache [and] that commands authority," said Manute Bowl. No truer words have been said. Enjoy the full grown interview below with these great men of bowling.