Ah, beer and Bowling.  It's like little yellow school buses and No. 2 pencils (with beer), or sunshine and flowers (with beer), or chocolate and, well, more chocolate (with wine - what, chocolate with beer?!  We're not savages.).

Whether your sipping brews and throwing balls, or throwin' brews and sipping balls, nobody out here is as think as you drunk they are.

Why even the balls like a drink now and then.  Helps with gettin' knocked around a lot.

This guy likes beer.

No, not the same pic.  This guy really likes beer.

Beer and Bowls with friends, always good.

A beer to help concentrate, less.

Looks like a 'forget it was another Monday' beer, always a goodie.

The deep contemplation beer, only works in the first half hour before it becomes the no contemplation beer.

And my favorite for last, the 'There's no time, place, or situation that isn't made better by beer.'

Meet The Keglers (garnet) of Monday Night Bowling...

...and their alter egos...

They may look like any other ordinary Bowling Team out at Brooklyn Bowl on a Monday night, but you would be wrong in assuming so! They are actually a highly secret bowling society! As Dirk told me during my initiation: "You've heard of the Illuminati? Well, we're exactly like that, but with Bowling...". They go back DOZENS of days, all with Dirk being the comonon denominator prior to the season. He cultivated this strong group of Bowlers, and is out to recruit more:

The force of this Society is so strong, they turned up at the begining of the season with Team Fezes (pre-planned) ... Imagne that! Their Team shirts happen to match perfectly! How did that happen? It is a secret, of course! They have started to infiltrate the other teams as well! Wandering around, I noticed who was my Kegler Brother or Sister by the appearance of the highly coveted name tag:

As a member of the Society, I can not reveal the identieis of other said members (I have said way too mch already). Photos of bowlers donning the name tag have been excluded here for the protection of everyone...