Last Wednesday, I had the distinct pleasure of joining the ladies and gents of NYC Social for a little hangout sesh at Brooklyn Bowl. Wading into a sea of fried chicken, endless games of bowling, and ridiculously good-looking athletes, I took the time to chitchat with my new friends about themselves, their team goals and expectations for the upcoming season. Here what they had to say:

The playful Ball Busterz (Kelly) ain’t going home until they “bust as many balls as possible.”

The league’s resident Safety Patrol, Firm Handshakes (Indigo) would like to “stay safe – you know, don’t fall over or hit anyone with our balls…”

The cuddly bunch on team Little Chico Creek Cheetahs (Blue Dusk) want to keep it simple, they “just want to be the nicest drinkers, that’s all.”

The enthusiastic cutie pies from Bowled Print (Honey) want to “score 100 points… per game… PER PERSON!”

Unfortunately, the team goals of Gutter Mouths (Black) are a bit too fresh for Action Weekly’s virgin ears…let’s just say they’d like to “#$@! %^#?*@&!!!” by the season’s end.

The cheerful crew from Team Pin Droppers (Orange) is “excited for a new season and to meet new people!”

Heart-warmers, PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (Purple) have all they need, “We love each other” (followed by an adorable group hug).

Handsome little devils, The Pin Pals (Chocolate) wrote a catchy jingle for the occasion: “Aces high, deuces low, c’mon Pin Pals, here we go!”

Needless to say, I had a blast and will most definitely be back to play! Good luck this season and don’t lose sight of those goals – especially you, Team Gutter Mouths.

Meet the Rest of the Teams from Wednesday Night Bowling: