Meet The Keglers (garnet) of Monday Night Bowling...

...and their alter egos...

They may look like any other ordinary Bowling Team out at Brooklyn Bowl on a Monday night, but you would be wrong in assuming so! They are actually a highly secret bowling society! As Dirk told me during my initiation: "You've heard of the Illuminati? Well, we're exactly like that, but with Bowling...". They go back DOZENS of days, all with Dirk being the comonon denominator prior to the season. He cultivated this strong group of Bowlers, and is out to recruit more:

The force of this Society is so strong, they turned up at the begining of the season with Team Fezes (pre-planned) ... Imagne that! Their Team shirts happen to match perfectly! How did that happen? It is a secret, of course! They have started to infiltrate the other teams as well! Wandering around, I noticed who was my Kegler Brother or Sister by the appearance of the highly coveted name tag:

As a member of the Society, I can not reveal the identieis of other said members (I have said way too mch already). Photos of bowlers donning the name tag have been excluded here for the protection of everyone...

